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Vital Statistics |
| Name: |
Jason Peter Thorpe |
| Age: |
28 |
| Height: |
5'9" |
| Weight: |
Life Size Tonka Truck |
| Place of Residence: |
USA, all of it |
| Nickname: |
Fat Ass, Fat Bastard, Fat Lazy Bastard, Porn Star (okay I gave myself that one)
Thorpus Maximus |
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Biography |
Thor...Thorpedo...the CGB. One man, many faces, one mission: complete and total mountain domination. J. Peter Thorpe, co-captain of the PQ Ski Team, is a major force both on and off the mountain. This well-traveled snowboarder exists to be radical, to push the envelope and to live on the frayed edge of sanity. He is one of the most fearless team members, who is never afraid to “go huge” in the park, in the trees or at the bar. Pete’s appetite for the extreme pushes his teammates past the norm and on to uncharted territory of boundless adventure. So remember, if you’re about to do something insane, stop, take a breath, and then watch Pete do it first.
He is a captain of men, he is a warrior, he is THOR.
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Curriculum Vitae |
| Ski School character you most embody: |
TBA |
| Star Wars character you most embody: |
Jabba the Hut |
| Years Skiing: |
None (he's a snowboarder damnit!) |
| Skill Level: |
Minus 4 on skis |
| Equipment: |
Board: Sims Quest 155 Boots: Burton Driver SI Bindings: Burton Mission SI
Soul: none, I had to fork over my immortal soul to Jim
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| Favorite Mountain: |
Snowbird, UT |
| Most Dangerous Trail Skied: |
Back Basin at Snowbird |
| Best Maneuver Ever Pulled Off: |
One handed unhooking of Crystal Vass' bra |
| Most Beers Consumed In One Sitting: |
One case plus one
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| Best Drinking Moment: |
Each moment is as good as the last one
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| Favorite GI Joe Character:
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Destro |
| Favorite Transformer:
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Megatron |
| Favorite Color: |
Pink (see next question)
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| Favorite Food: |
Poontang Pie
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| Favorite Band: |
Pearl Jam
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| Favorite Tony Konidaris quote: |
Coming Soon
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| Favorite Video Game: |
EA Sports NHL '98
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| Favorite Adult Magazine: |
The one with the least pages stuck together |
| Best Album Of All Time: |
"Ten" by Pearl Jam
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| Best Movie Of All Time: |
Tombstone
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| Best movie where a candle is involved: |
Debbie Does Dallas
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| Should men fake their orgasms: |
What's an orgasm?
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| Favorite land based mammal: |
Jason Peter Thorpe
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