Celebrating 10 Years of Mountain Domination

Saturday, March 06, 2010

What really transpired at the Circle K...

So right about now, you are wondering what is going on. I don't blame you. What has transpired here is really "Operation Tomfoolery". Lt. Comdr. Baker and myself have left a day early without telling Capt. Tom. We have enjoyed an extra day of mayhem and skiing in the greatest place in the world.

On Friday morning, we woke up early and made the Canadian border before noon. We kept in contact with Capt. Tom via e-mail and blog entries even though we weren't actually where we said we were. Everything you have read from Friday until this point is a lie.

While this has been killing Capt. Pete, this is a necessary evil and the Extreme Onction that we have consumed will only make him stronger. We applaud Capt. Tom for avoiding the greatest trap of all which would have been the dreaded rear admir... I mean... triple cross. We were actually planning on having him think that he was coming up early to prank us, but he could not leave a day early. Oh well...

In fact, Capt. Tom was text messaging me all night thinking that I was about to embark on this trip. Little does he know that I've already done what is necessary and will be taking on the mountain in the morning.

BAMM!!! Cradle rock style!!!

I'll see you later girly girl...

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