Lame Scott poles
Gentlemen.
I've decided that on this, the 10th Anniversary PQFI trip, Operation Legacy, I will "donate" the lame Scott USA poles to the mountain. A long suffering focal point for Jim's wrath, these ski poles have now been officially retired with my deadly 1-2 punch: #1: Goode Max and #2: Volant Machete poles.
To this end, I would like to offer 1 complimentary pitcher of Extreme to the PQFI member who comes up with the best, most fun and imaginative way to feasibly get rid of these poles. Please note, shoving them up my a$$ is not an option.
Let the games begin.
I've decided that on this, the 10th Anniversary PQFI trip, Operation Legacy, I will "donate" the lame Scott USA poles to the mountain. A long suffering focal point for Jim's wrath, these ski poles have now been officially retired with my deadly 1-2 punch: #1: Goode Max and #2: Volant Machete poles.
To this end, I would like to offer 1 complimentary pitcher of Extreme to the PQFI member who comes up with the best, most fun and imaginative way to feasibly get rid of these poles. Please note, shoving them up my a$$ is not an option.
Let the games begin.
1 Comments:
I know, you could shove them up your a$$! Wait... okay, another idea.
I think you should throw one pole off of the Soleil lift at the deepest chasm (not Keith's Mom). Then, you should make a big show for everyone on all the chairs about how you lost your pole and you're going to go down and get it. Maybe you'll jump down right now. This could be entertaining, but at the very least, your pole will be one with the mountain forever.
The other pole should be embedded in the concrete when La Diable expands to be forever part of the bar. Like the David Ortiz jersey and the new Yankee Stadium, except with lame Scott poles.
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