The Biggest Loser
This morning, I settled something that has been in dispute for some time. This morning, I proved without a doubt that I am the biggest loser this ski team has ever seen. For years, we have been searching for that person; that unbelievable loser that only comes once in a lifetime. Today, I say to you without shame that I AM that loser.
Sure, there have been some quite impressive losers over the years. People who have spent their entire lives trying to be the best loser of them all. John Basedow? Richard Simmons? Jared from Subway? Sure, big losers in their own right. I will freely admit that to you. However, this morning, it is yours truly that shines as the undisputed, world champion loser.
I would like to take this time to thank everyone on the PQFI who backed my becoming the greatest loser of them all and wish them a happy and safe domination this weekend. Truly, it will be a sight to behold.
P.S. - I beat Thorpe in our weight loss competition too. Pay up sucka!
Sure, there have been some quite impressive losers over the years. People who have spent their entire lives trying to be the best loser of them all. John Basedow? Richard Simmons? Jared from Subway? Sure, big losers in their own right. I will freely admit that to you. However, this morning, it is yours truly that shines as the undisputed, world champion loser.
I would like to take this time to thank everyone on the PQFI who backed my becoming the greatest loser of them all and wish them a happy and safe domination this weekend. Truly, it will be a sight to behold.
P.S. - I beat Thorpe in our weight loss competition too. Pay up sucka!
2 Comments:
God, I hate you.
And Jim too.
This is only the peak of the battle and in the end, I will emerge from the seas of fat victorious as my quest carries me to sub 210 territory.
July 1st, I will ring in at no more than 220.
By
Pete Thorpe, At
9:56 AM
Jim, you are such a loser.
Thor, I think 220 is the perfect "target" weight. I see no reason to deviate from 220.
Where I'm gonna do you.
By
Tomas_Volant, At
11:52 AM
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